If she waits until later in the sarge and brings it up reluctantly, like, "Oh, I'm kinda seeing someone," then you know you're IN. Ignore it. Don't make an issue of it. The first time she brings up her BF, don't say anything more than, "That's cute. You can break this rule later when you learn to calibrate. Well, at least make her forget about him for long enough to go home with you. They're all based on a few basic principles. Then you show her that you are precisely her-void-shaped and fucking you would make everything alright.
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May I have your number now that I have a pen and paper? My wife is brunette. I was the blonde. My wife, some co-workers, and I were in Philly for a convention. I walked over to the bar and ordered a round of drinks for our table.
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Support the independent voice of Phoenix and help keep the future of New Times free. Crowded on Friday and Saturday nights, as you push your way through the Bikini Lounge toward the bar, you'll find a mix of pseudo-intellectual artists, wanna-be underground college students and hooker-chic women and men who look like truck drivers. Tiki torches line the back walls around the deep-seated booths and the pool table in the back while the jukebox roars anything from '50s doo-wop to early '90s hip-hop -- it's all smooth, and it's all good for the hook-up train. The place is noisy and loud, so most of the "picking up" here goes on in the parking lot or out on the street in front of the bar, but the "come hither" looks from the lip-glossed, doe-eyed chicks remain inside. Get your motor runnin'? Head out on the highway?